How to Talk Like a Scene Kid

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Do you like scene fashion and the music, but can’t seem to fit in with the scene? This article will show you how to use scene lingo in person and on the internet.

Steps

1. Common words include rad, stellar, and kid. extra letters are often added when typed. i.e. radd, kidd/kiid
2. some people type LiKe ThISs, but that gets REALLY annoying and is best used sparingly.
3. to say that something is very cool or the best, phrases such as “(that) is the sex!” or “(that) is the shit!” or “So Vogue”(ps, Vogue is a fashion magazine and saying that means something is fashionable or modern)
4. scenes often call each other bitches, in a playful way. Like, “hey Bitch, whats up?” mostly used girl to girl or girl to boy. gay or bi boys often call each other bitches too.
5. scene lingo has been described as a mix of gangster and valley girl. so feel free to add anything of those two lingos.
6. the only text talk to regular talk a scene is allowed to use is omg. when typed it is spelled oh-ehm-gee. not OMG. do not say lol in real life. or you’ll be a poser. thats not good.
7. “rawr” and “grrrr” are additions. mostly used to express frustration in as conversation.
8. know what sXe and HxC mean. sXe means straight edge ( a person who refrains from drinking, drugs, and casual sex, but still parties.)HxC means Hardcore.
9. scenes are know for being very random. but be sparing. no one likes the person who shouts “I LIKE CUPCAKES!!!!!!” every two minutes.
11. hopes that helps!

Tips

• dont let anyone call you an emo kid. you are different separate yourself from that culture. it is completely different.
• you are not scene if you dress and talk like one. u must be into the music too. no jonas brothers and skinny jeans/bright eyeliner. they dont work well together. become invested in the local/indie scene, metal, screamo, electronica, or techno/trance. scene gets its name from music scene………..
• scene is sometimes know for casual sex, smoking, drugs, alcohol, body mods, or self harm. remember, you are a pretty princess(or prince)whatever you do to your body is what you choose, not what other people choose.

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Luke: you know what pisses me off?
Norrel: slowpoke so slow
Norrel: what? that academy is’ new album is long away?
Luke: how this chick IMs me, i talk to her for 5 minutes and then she changes her away from :/
Luke: to upset. :/

Well. TEAM ANDRÉ TO THE RESCUE!!

André: OKAY HI LUKE!!
André:
Luke: HI ANDRE

((Okay now see I did the same ” :/ ” as that girl did.))

I’m pretty good

MISSION COMPLETE.

Ashley: MY LITTLE FLUFFY HAIRED CUTE VOICED ASIAN BOY O:

It was epic. Just like Norrel said.

My favorite part? The Joker’s ‘magic trick’.

Meh, the Hong Kong part was okay, but you know I’m only saying that because of the phrase that they taught me, haha.

So yeah.

Big Brother and I Survived a Japanese Game Show. Oh, and I happened to catch some Miss Universe.

LET’S BEGIN.

Big Brother. I watched the Wednesday episode where Brian got evicted (I think that was the episode), well anyways EVERYONE TURNED ON HIM. Only his bestie, Dan voted for him which is kinda sad but yet expected. That Renny girl gets to stay though, and she creeps me out. Big time.

I Survived a Japanese Game Show. That one team with Meaghan lost (again). Bitch needs to go home, because Mary took the fall for the team ’cause of that gay pact. Mary obviously did the best, and Donnell kept falling. He didn’t have no milk at the end of the thing.

Yeeeah.

Miss Universe. Miss USA fell again. Isn’t that great!? That Miss Venezuela won, and good for her and stuff, but the best part was the location- Vietnam. Didn’t you love the dancers during the evening gown wear!? Oh, and I also didn’t get why they keep trying to speak a phrase they probably learned 30 minutes ago

They said something like ‘Respectfully, Vietnam’? idk. My dad told me that’s what they said and they didn’t say it very well either ): Nadia’s all like “Miss Universe is rigged can you believe Miss USA gets through everytime!?”. I said that it was rigged because they used the same translator for 4 out of the 5 girls, so he obviously paid Donald Trump to narrow the girls to mostly Latin America so he could get his 15 minutes of fame!

He was ugly, JSYK.

Bacon does random shit at night.

Also, it’s official. I = winnar.

André: AM I THE CUTEZ?
Axel: SMEXY

André: I’m working on a theme day for July
Kohaya: 4th of July
Kohaya: <_<
André: I was thinking Bastille Day
André: But okay
Nadia: July 14th!!
Nadia: FRENCH REVOLUTION
Nadia: LET THEM EAT CAKKKKKKKE

I HAD A HOLIDAY YESTERDAY.

THAT’S WHY I DIDN’T POST

Bryson: In first grade I made the mistake of saying I lived in Waipi‘o Valley
Sami: Haha
André: I remember first grade
André: We ate oreos
Bryson: Yeah, that was only like, five years ago for you, no?
Bryson: Ooh, I had an oreo like 10 minutes ago.
Kohaya: I hate oreos
Bryson: I remember how there was a fire in my first grade room like, during the summer after or something
Kohaya: I uses to like them
André: Oreoes are so first grade
André: The new things are teddy grahms
Sami: Pssh.
Vicki: I like golden oreos. :O
Bryson: OMG I LOVE THOSE
Kohaya: Then one time I ate like 10 of them and threw up
Sami: I had Teddy Grahms in 1st grade XD
André: NO YOU DIDN’T SAMI.
Sami: Or was it 3rd?
André: You had oreos
Sami: No I didn’t
Bryson: All I remember about first grade is
Bryson: making books
Sami: I wasn’t fond of oreos back then
Bryson: OTTER
André: Omg we made books too!
Bryson: aaaaaand
André: I made mine on balls
Bryson: placemats
Sami: … o_o
André: And they had a bunch of soccer balls
André: And balls on stickers
Bryson: Our first and only bound book
Kohaya: XD
André: And I wrote
Bryson: well
Bryson: i mean
André: “Balls are round”
Bryson: book with a spine
Bryson: was about
Bryson: well I forget
Bryson: wait
André: “I like playing with my balls”
Bryson: I remember
Bryson: but
Bryson: I made mine about balloons
Sami: :X
André: It’s embarrassing to look back at
André:

Nadia: BIG BROTHER
Vicki: IS WATCHING YOU
Bacon: masturbate
Vicki: D:
Nadia: hahahahaha

So anyways. Everybody moved in.

There’s this grandpa, but has to eat slop because his team lost D:

And he like fell out of the car during the challenge.. but that Renny girl needs to go home Honestly. Her screech just screams “crazy bitch”.

André: That Remmy girl sucks though
Nadia: dude i know
André: For a hairstylist shouldn’t she have her own hair
Nadia: she’s weird
André: Or a weave or something
Nadia:

(02:33 AM) André –     I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
(02:33 AM) André –     I HOPE MY _________ DON’T MIND IT
(02:33 AM) André –     Fill in the blank!
(02:34 AM) André –     We’re here until 4AM EST, people!
(02:35 AM) Gravity –     I’m here until my daddy gets home from work in an hour and forces me to go to bed.
(02:36 AM) André –     OMG HI SHERI
(02:36 AM) André –     I REMEMBER YOUUUUUUUU
(02:37 AM) Slorg –     So you kissed a girl eh? First kiss?
(02:39 AM) Gravity –     I’m sure it was lovely. :]
(02:41 AM) Gravity –     Heck, I liked my first kiss with a girl.
(02:42 AM) André –     Yes. Let’s go with that
(02:42 AM) André –     But you people should listen to the radioo xD