How to Talk Like a Scene Kid
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Do you like scene fashion and the music, but can’t seem to fit in with the scene? This article will show you how to use scene lingo in person and on the internet.
Steps
- Common words include rad, stellar, and kid. extra letters are often added when typed. i.e. radd, kidd/kiid
- some people type LiKe ThISs, but that gets REALLY annoying and is best used sparingly.
- to say that something is very cool or the best, phrases such as “(that) is the sex!” or “(that) is the shit!” or “So Vogue”(ps, Vogue is a fashion magazine and saying that means something is fashionable or modern)
- scenes often call each other bitches, in a playful way. Like, “hey Bitch, whats up?” mostly used girl to girl or girl to boy. gay or bi boys often call each other bitches too.
- scene lingo has been described as a mix of gangster and valley girl. so feel free to add anything of those two lingos.
- the only text talk to regular talk a scene is allowed to use is omg. when typed it is spelled oh-ehm-gee. not OMG. do not say lol in real life. or you’ll be a poser. thats not good.
- “rawr” and “grrrr” are additions. mostly used to express frustration in as conversation.
- know what sXe and HxC mean. sXe means straight edge ( a person who refrains from drinking, drugs, and casual sex, but still parties.)HxC means Hardcore.
- scenes are know for being very random. but be sparing. no one likes the person who shouts “I LIKE CUPCAKES!!!!!!” every two minutes.
- hopes that helps!
Tips
- dont let anyone call you an emo kid. you are different separate yourself from that culture. it is completely different.
- you are not scene if you dress and talk like one. u must be into the music too. no jonas brothers and skinny jeans/bright eyeliner. they dont work well together. become invested in the local/indie scene, metal, screamo, electronica, or techno/trance. scene gets its name from music scene………..
- scene is sometimes know for casual sex, smoking, drugs, alcohol, body mods, or self harm. remember, you are a pretty princess(or prince)whatever you do to your body is what you choose, not what other people choose.
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this kidddd is the rad shit, rawrrr
Haha your shit iz Rad ItZ off the f-ing Roof bitch.My rOcKeT ShIp WiLl Eat U!
hmmkk,,
imma scene [&&] i luff the jonas brotherss,,
im allowedd 2.
heyy,, My FrIeNds DeCiDed I WaS ScenE OnE day, So I LooKED It uP .. Its Sooooo TrUe!! Rawwrrr .. wEll RaD !
.. Ohhmmmgeruuddd 
U guyss saying ur scenee or ur frieend called u scene makes u a poseurr.
xoxo<3334567 *emo heart*
Your a poser sweetheart i mean wtf, ‘emo heart’? get some balls or a vagina and come back, when your not pretending to be somone else, okay?
How caan yhoo wriitee thiss, surposedly im a scene kid,
but scene kids are INDIVIDUALE, how can yhoo be individuale, when yhoor telling people too be lieks this, if there all like this, THEN THEIR ALL THE BLOODY SAAME !
lmfao,
sillly
Heyy ..
Stellar blog thingg… or whateverr this shizz is. xD
Umummm ..
I knoww that this might sound rudee .. ?
But aree the people or who commented beforee me just typing ad saying the thingss they aree saying like that because they just likee .. read this blog thing on how to talk scene and howw they type and tey want to be scenee so they are jst doing it like thatt …
If yall get ma drift ? ..
Or do you {theyy} likee generally speak and type like that ? ..
Im just wondering as all, coz there comments seemed really over the top with the Scene ‘lingoo’
(And ifyour gnna ask me the samee question.. its no i’ve always typed likee this… even before i knew that i was scene … and before i knew that Scene even existed .. so yaa }
Hope your all Hella Good
…. please answer backk suppliment monkey juices from affradioty .xx
<3 . xox ^.^
Your not scene honey, it’s what us real people, call posers
Plus no one says ‘lingo’ since my bloody great great grandma had her boobjob re-done :’D
as a scene kid/emo kid doesn’t say they are scene or emo.
as there is no such thing, it was just someone stupid idea to put a label on people. Which is fookin’ retarded and utterly stupid. And these so called scene kid don’t type like you, chavs type better the you do honey
alright, if you call yourself ‘emo’ or ’scene’ or whatever, your a poser m’kay? Everyones just trying to be in a group to feel like they belong but forget belonging, i’m an individual who is not like anyother. I like that sort of music but doesn’t make me emo, i wear clothes LIKE that but doesn’t mean i am, i do like guys who loook like that but doesn’t mean i look for EMO GUYS. And yes i have been called emo but jesus christ on a bike, grow some balls and come back to me darling. And the only reason i’m on here as me and my friends were laughing at how stupid people are by searching how to be scene or emo. And for all those idiots out there who say emo’s or scene cut, i beg to differ as anyone can cut like anyone can be a muthaaafookin’ terrorist okay sweetiepie’s? Plus haters who are gunnna say things about me after please refrain as your hating minds make you friendless : D
(xo.)
P.S. -Also, the so called ’scene kid grouping’ talk like usual human beings, with proper grammar and puntuation and are known sometimes to over add a letter and say ‘rawr’ and ‘Grr’ but anyone can say that forgod sake’s my mother says Grr when she is mad!